Juicy as Phuck - Dark
Dark Vermont IPA
Malt: Glad field American Ale, Roasted Malt
Hops: Galaxy, Vic Secret, Mosaic
Yeast: London Ale
Style: Appalachian Dark Ale
Once upon a time, there was a phermentor that rose out of a vast dark phorest. And in the dark phorest were birds and lakes and rocks and trees and cannabaceae humulus lupulus. The dark phorest was also inhabited by a small group of simple people, funnily enough called the hopheads of the dark. One year, when the phirst phrost appeared and the hop stores were plentiful, the hopheads of the dark gathered at the base of the phermentor and gave thanks for all the hops they had collected in the dark. They again thanked the passionphruit Galaxy, the tropical Vic Secret, and the pineapple Mosaic. But most importantly, they thanked the intentionally-cloudy, moderately bitter, incredibly aromatic, full-bodied Vermont IPA that they had brewed, because it was Juicy as Phuck, and dark.